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Oh Dear II

Tali's found her Tamagotchi.
Drat!

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I'm not even supposed to be here today said…
I'm the master of hiding stuff... back from my "bad" days! Tell me how big this toy is, I recommend a good spot (although, the garbage is the first place that comes to mind!)
Friday, 29 July, 2005
The Scribbler said…
It's the size of an egg but she's so attached to it that I think it would be cruel to hide it from her...I'm too much of a softie - that's my problem!
Friday, 29 July, 2005
The Scribbler said…
"Uncle" Lau. I promise you that if you buy her/them a replacement, I will break into your home when you're out and plant it somewhere in your bedroom - where it will take you six months to find.

Remember, I know where you live!
Friday, 29 July, 2005
I'm not even supposed to be here today said…
This lolly guys is pretty funny! Is he a friend of yours?
Saturday, 30 July, 2005
The Scribbler said…
Unfortunately yes! His lovely kids do our babysitting. He's actually a very nice guy (but he won't ever admit it)
Saturday, 30 July, 2005
The Scribbler said…
Lolly, I haven't visited your bedroom/kennel and have no desire to do so either. I can however find a way in to plant the tamagotchi.

As for your inflatable doll, the less said, the better (for your reputation's sake - or what's left of it)
Saturday, 30 July, 2005
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