This was sent to me:
"AP and Reuters reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."
The raise was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of France's white flag factories virtually disabling their military.
Additional reports indicate that the French now have numerous small arms for sale, the quality of these firearms is near perfect, having never been fired and only dropped once."
hee hee hee.