Let me introduce myself. My name is CW and I belong to a proud nation called the Jews.
We've survived near annihilation by the Babylonians, Greeks and Romans, who all tried to finish us off. They disappeared, yet we're still here.
We lived through the Inquisition and the Nazis and neither destroyed us. They were consumed by their own fire.
Guess what? Our collective memory is phoenomenal. We don't forget. Ever.
This is a message to all of you who try to attack us - Bin Laden, Hamas and all you fat arsed muslim terrorists out there - don't screw with us, because we WILL beat you. We have G-d on our side and you don't. Take note Mr Mayor of London, take note.
Enemies of the Jews, here's our message to you:
We've been around for over five thousand years and we're not going anywhere. You won't beat us - but we will outlive every one of you and your descendants. We will be around when your skeletons have turned to dust.
Get the message?