All that you have is your soul (Tracy Chapman).

Monday, 25 July 2005

CNN Breaking News

In an effort to overcome the continuing criticism that he is unsupportive and in fact dismissive of Israel, one of America's closest allies, President Bush today announced that he is converting to Judaism in the hope that this will demonstrate his affinity and empathy with the Israeli people.

Authorities have, however, been unable to handle the millions of applicants who volunteered to be the mohel (circumciser).

1 comment:

fsgsf said...

LOL!! Thats funny!!!

peace!

NJ from NJ