All that you have is your soul (Tracy Chapman).

Sunday, 22 July 2007

The Kosher Top Ten Signs Facebook Is Jewish

10. Wall postings are something we've been doing for years at the Kotel (Western Wall)

9. News Feeds, loshon hora (gossip) made easy

8. Poking, the shomer negia way to flirt (i.e. flirting without physical contact)

7. $1 USD diamond rings!

6. Updating your status is better than your mom telling the world you are now single

5. Tagging photos brings Jewish geography back into the picture

4. Social networking; a nicer way of saying protectzia (i.e. its not what you know...)

3. Mark Zuckerberg (facebook) vs. Tom Anderson (myspace)..last name says it all

2. Only colors: Kachol v' Lavan (blue and white, the colours of the Israeli flag)

1. We are the people of the Book...we just got superficial.


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