Skip to main content

A Message To Kofi

After Kofi Annan ludicrously claimed that Israel had deliberately targeted the UN post in Lebanon, this is my message to him.

Kofi, you are a moron.

If you honestly believe that Israel is going around targeting your colleagues, you really don’t have a grasp on what is actually going on in the Middle East. You have amply demonstrated once again that you are totally out of your depth.

Why don’t you do us all a favour and hand your job over to someone who demonstrates a modicum of understanding of the situation?

Finally, Kofi, mate, if you’re wondering whether these comments are accidental, please know that they are in fact deliberately aimed at showing you up as the hapless, gormless imbecile that you are.

Comments

The Scribbler said…
It's reassuring to see that others agree that Kofi, Coffee, Café...is a total shmuck.
Thursday, 27 July, 2006
Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

The Bomb Shelter

I'm feeling pretty down today. I don't know if its the shitty weather (grey skies and nothing but rain) or the fact that the alarm clock woke me up at the ungodly hour of 4.30 this morning - but I really don't feel happy. I'm pondering whether I'm finding my marriage or parenthood more challenging right now. My throat is raw from all the screaming I've done at the kids over the last few days and my T.Q (temper quotient) is at an all time low. You sneeze at the wrong volume and I'll bite your head off. I'm an absolute bastard to live with and I know it. I prefer not to engage in conversation with any of the family because I can't be bothered to be sociable. At least on my blog, I can let my emotions rip, without someone interrupting my rant. The underlying cause for it all? It could be a growing sense of panic that school is approaching and I really haven't done any preparation yet. When I sit down to start work, I get a feeling of total paralysis...
7 comments
Read more

London's Win Is My Loss.

I can barely conceal my overwhelming enthusiasm for the IOC's decision to award the city I live in, management of the 2012 Olympic Games. I'm not going to harp on about why I'm so against the decision, suffice to point you to the blog I posted back in June. So now I have to spend the next seven years listening to endless debates and counter-debates as to how prepared/unprepared this city is and whether anything at all will change. It makes you almost wish you were listening to some gossip about the Royal Family instead (I said almost ). One positive outcome is that we beat the French (once again) and if I think about it from that angle, I can come to the conclusion that hosting the games not be such a bad thing after all. Guess what....I'm already beginning to feel better!
6 comments
Read more