All that you have is your soul (Tracy Chapman).

Sunday, 10 December 2006


A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Chanukah stamps?"

The clerk says, "What denomination?"

"Oh my G_d," the woman says, "has it come to this? Give
me 16 Orthodox, 22 Conservative, and 12 Reform."

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