All that you have is your soul (Tracy Chapman).

Tuesday, 10 October 2006

What Happens When A Fly Falls Into A Coffee Cup?

The Englishman - throws the cup and walks away.


The American - takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.


The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.


The Japanese - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.


The Israeli - sells the coffee to the American, the fly to the Chinese, and
buys himself a new cup of coffee.


The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the violent act of putting the fly
in his coffee, asks the UN for aid, takes a loan from the European Union to
buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then
blows up the coffee house, while the Englishman, the American, the Chinese
and the Japanese all try to explain to the Israeli that he was too aggressive...

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