JFJP (Jews for Justice For Pork)

As an Orthodox Jew, I am very worried about the tainted Irish pork. I mean, these poor animals come in for such a bad press from our people and now this?

I'm considering starting a new focus group with the acronym of "JFJP" or "Jews for Justice for Pork".

After all, if some of our misguided brethren feel the need to front the other JFJP (Jews for Justice for Palestinians) group to stand up for those poor, peace-loving Palestinians, why shouldn't the Ireland's pigs get our unified support too?

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